What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do guys on dating apps often just first message "hey" or "hey how are you" instead of being more creative and unique? How do they think being a copycat will stand out?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

What measures do celebrities take to protect their images from being used for commercial purposes without permission? How much does this typically cost them?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are the reasons for your political affiliation with the Democratic party? What are some aspects of the party that you support and some that you do not?

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How can you tell if someone is cunning?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

Moonraker

I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Have your parents ever walked in on you?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What are the basic human needs according to psychology? What are the consequences of not meeting these needs?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

Do married men like sucking dick?

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Is it true that most women like alpha males?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?